Not even a little Cristo?

(Source: twerkingdead, via clamperl)

nighthooker:

perks of being my friend

  • i will eat the food you dont want

(via clamperl)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via maliciousmelons)

jiggalopuff:

wow leonardo da vinci was amazing in the great gatsby

(via oomshi)

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via mishallonsy)

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via pizza)

(via intrepid--poet)

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via mishallonsy)

jay2m:  jcatgrl: ieroismyhero: #Dean Winchester #is an 11-year-old girl trying to talk to her crush for the first time #Castiel #is an 11000000000-year-old angel trying to figure out what the hell a crush is

jay2m:

 jcatgrl:

ieroismyhero:

#Dean Winchester #is an 11-year-old girl trying to talk to her crush for the first time

#Castiel #is an 11000000000-year-old angel trying to figure out what the hell a crush is

(via mishallonsy)